So often we find ourselves chuckling about the odd things involving animals that we’ve seen over the years whilst in Provence including a horse in a flat cap……
…… the sight of a piglet being walked on a lead in Lourmarin……
…….or the cat at Roussillon who delights in stretching out & rolling onto its back encouraging visitors to stroke it’s tum under the sign that asks people not to touch!
Nothing comes close though to my hubby (Andy) and his recent encounter with a particularly canny, quick-witted little dog that suddenly seemed to become his best friend on a trip to the local supermarket in Apt.
Andy had cycled down to pick up a few necessities & parked the bike opposite the shop, walking to the marked area to cross the road. As he waited for the cars to pass he realised he’d been joined by an apparently sensible, scruffy little dog, which sat beside him waiting for an opportune moment to cross.
The dog, who, for the sake of this tale, we’ll call ‘Scruffy’ waited patiently with Andy for a break in the traffic & trotted across the road with him – quite intelligent really & clearly a safety-conscious pooch!
Andy thought that was it & ‘Scruffy’ had simply used him to get safely across the road and that he would now potter off to have a happy sniff around the nearby park!
However that turned out not to be the case & it quickly became clear that ‘Scruffy’ had other ideas. As Andy wandered through the automatic doors into the main part of the supermarket he heard the tell-tale ‘tick tick tick’ of claws on tiles & suddenly realised ‘Scruffy’ was back at his heel & looking very pleased with himself.
Now we all know that dogs & Supermarkets don’t really go together and before Andy could do anything ‘Scruffy’ seized his chance & ran straight to the left, taking a flying leap, landing perfectly on the nearby ice-filled counter, packed with beautifully displayed fresh fish .
In the moments it took for anyone to really realise what was happening he managed to assess the stock, picking up a particularly plump fish in his mouth, before flicking his tail and hopping down with his prize & scampering off.
Now things like this always seem to happen in slow-motion & it just seemed that time stopped for the instant that ‘Scruffy’ committed his daring crime, with everyone drawing a collective breath, hardly believing what they were seeing. Suddenly though the spell broke and pandemonium was unleashed!
With a second flick of his tail ‘Scruffy’ leapt from the counter with his prize catch & started to run around the store, dashing between shoppers’ legs & bashing into trolleys as he tried to make his escape, with the fish flapping either side of his head! Staff members were chasing him & yelling as he skidded around the aisles trying to find an escape route.
In the midst of all this, attention turned to Andy, surely it was his dog as it had walked in with him?
Andy found himself being yelled at by the Security Guard who asked if it was his dog – now this is a sign of how much Andy’s French has improved this summer thanks to Marina at http://www.franci-discendum.com/
Not only did he understand what he was being asked, but managed to shout back in perfect French that it wasn’t his dog at all, whilst leaping out of the way to avoid being slapped across the back of the legs with a wet fish as ‘Scruffy’ ran past again, clearly having a wonderful game!
After what seemed like minutes of chaos ‘Scruffy’ saw his chance and dashed out through the doors as they opened to let another customer in. He certainly didn’t look back as he scampered out across the carpark with his ‘lunch’, leaving a trail of destruction & bewildered customers and staff in his path!
Calm quickly returned to the store, although Andy felt he was being kept under a close eye by the security guard who still seemed convinced it was his dog & was clearly looking for evidence to support his theory (perhaps Andy would put a tin of dog food in his basket?)
One thing for certain is that ‘Scruffy’ ate really well that day & to be honest you can’t really begrudge him his meal after the efforts he went to to get it.
However I think next time Andy goes shopping there he’ll make sure he isn’t used as an accomplice to such a daring heist again & ‘Scruffy’ will have to look out for a new partner-in-crime!
You have been warned!
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